remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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