You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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