first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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