You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
