Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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