Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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