i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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