so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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