used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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