people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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