They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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