ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I have fence marks all over my body
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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