i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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