I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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