i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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