im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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