You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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