I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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