Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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