the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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