Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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