scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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