i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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