What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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