If i come over, it means nothing
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
