Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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