some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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