Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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