Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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