He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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