I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Be still, my beating vagina.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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