My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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