I skipped work to stalk him.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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