ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i dont even know how to be here
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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