why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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