You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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