After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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