If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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