So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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