She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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