her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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