Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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