i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
