did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
