Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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