I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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