i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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