I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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