My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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