just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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